| What's the difference between a mennonite girl and an elephant? About ten pounds
How do you make up the difference? Feed the elephant |
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| A collage professor called on a pharmacist. "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid"
"Do you mean aspirin?" asked pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remamber that name!" |
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| What do you call a migit fortune teller who escaped from jail?
A small medium at large. |
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| Xanga
So here's my joke site. I'm sure it will be funny.
A man went for a meal at a chicken restaurant. He asked the manager:
"How do you prepare the chickens?"
The manager said: "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die"
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